Up for a shag?
If you were travelling with your lover in 1st class on the biggest aeroplane in the world and you had a private suite with a double bed – what is the first thing you would do? The correct answer is that you would have sex.
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Here is a snippet of a conversation I had with my parents last week:
Max: If I ever get a tattoo…
Max’s mom: I absolutely forbid you, you are never to get a tattoo.
Max’s dad: Why do you encourage her?
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Please do not engage in any sexual activities on board our Airbus A380. We regret to inform you that the private 1st class suites are not sound-proofed, nor are they completely sealed. We would not like you to offend any of your fellow travellers or any members of our crew. Thank you for your understanding.