entry to the d’Alma tunnel
This is kind of random, but as I have not had time to post at all for days and I just happened to receive two really tasteless jokes on email today, I thought I might as well share the jokes.
This one came, appropriately, from Paris:
Pavarotti meets Princess Diana in heaven. He says “I wish I had a halo as big as yours.” She replies “Fuck off you fat bastard. It’s a steering wheel.”
And this one came, appropriately, from an Aussie:
What’s the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Diana?
Michael was wearing his belt!!